Jesus of Nazareth, prophet of the Christian religion. If you’re Christian, this one’s a no brainer; he is the son of God for Christ’s sake! And if you aren’t a believer of Christianity, well, carpenters have a pretty crushable vibe too..
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Also happy Hannukah, Kwanza, Pancha Ganapati, Saturnalia, Mōdraniht, vague season of present-giving, or whatever else you care to celebrate!
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